The Republic of The League Council Archive is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.614 billion League Council Archiveans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The very strong League Council Archivean economy, worth 448 trillion Leaguecredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 67,745 Leaguecredits, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in The League Council Archive are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The League Council Archive's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The League Council Archive is ranked 28,414^th in the world and 1,405^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.